“Unbeatable and Inexplicable!”

When cosmic threats arrive on Earth’s doorstep, there isn’t always time to call in The Avengers. And with Squirrel Girl on the job, there isn’t a need either! Doreen Green is a hero with a prehensile squirrel tail, the ability to command squirrels, and an in- progress degree in computer science. With spunk and a can-do attitude, this powerhouse has defeated all manner of threats, from a sullen Kraven the Hunter to the Mad Titan Thanos himself.

Okay, hey, hi! Some stressed developer was trying to smush my entire life story into one paragraph for you, but I gave her a break and I’m going to do it myself, okay? I’m Gwenpool, A.K.A. Gwendolyn Poole, A.K.A. ‘the coolest Marvel character’. I do a little of this and a little of that; some thieving, some hero-ing, some retcons. You know how it is when you’re your own boss. I’d love to get into it more, but this box is kinda cramped. The important bit is that I’m the best, and I’m ready to prove it!